Meet the BRAVE NEW WEIRDOS #3: Bitter Karella

If you’re on Twitter and have at least a passing interest in Horror Fiction, you’ve undoubtedly crossed paths with Midnight Pals, Bitter Karella’s wildly popular, hilarious, sacred cow-skewering reimagining of the Greats—and not-so-Greats—of Horror Fiction gathered ‘round the campfire swapping stories and antagonizing one another.

But Bitter is much more than an outlet for Poe, King and Edward Lee to regularly pile on JK Rowling. We first worked with her in our anthology YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY, where his delightfully blasphemous story, “The Divine Carcass,” was a show-stealer. Below, we talk with Bitter about some of their other projects; the setting for her Brave New Weird-chosen story, “Low Tide Jenny”; and that one time he fucked a demon.

These responses have been edited for clarity.

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Goddamn, the setting of Santa Carcossa in your BRAVE NEW WEIRD story “Low Tide Jenny” is evocative! Of what, precisely, I can’t say. It feels like a mash of both West coast post-apocalyptic wasteland and decaying East Coast Coney Island. Is there a particular setting that inspired it? 

A big inspiration was George R.R. Martin's Asshai by the Shadow; [he described] this massive city that only had the population of a good-sized market town, so that "By night only one building in ten shows a light."

That image reminded me of so many small California beach towns I'd lived in when I was a kid; towns that emptied out in the off-season, so that you could stand on the beach at night and turn toward the city and it would appear just as dark and empty as the ocean. The specifics of Santa Carcossa are mostly drawn from the Santa Cruz boardwalk, although I hear it's been renovated in recent years and doesn't have that same grody run-down charm anymore. 

What does your writing routine/setup look like? Do you have an office? A preferred coffee shop? The back of the bus? Standing under your neighbor’s eaves, avoiding the rain?

I mostly write at work; I just hide my laptop under the cash register so I can write when no one's watching. That way, even if I never sell a single story, I'm still technically getting paid to write!

What does “Weird” mean to you, in the context of storytelling? And what creators/experiences helped sculpt this definition?

"Weird" for me is very much about capturing the numinous experience, that terrifying but also thrilling (and sometimes deeply spiritual) feeling of confronting the universe in all its vastness and strangeness. 

As humans, we're drawn to seek out these experiences because they can be very profound and very telling about our place in the cosmos, but we also want to go back to our ordinary, profane lives afterwards. And you just can't do that. Weird storytelling tells us that you can't look into the face of the Great God Pan and expect to remain unchanged afterwards.  

In “Low Tide Jenny”, I really wanted to capture that hazy feeling of being on the precipice of a huge spiritual change but unable to drop over, a dream right before it tips over into nightmare. 

The writers that I most think of when writing are probably Fitz James O'Brien, E.T.A. Hoffman, and Thomas Ligotti.

 

Those are some seriously old school influences, barring Ligotti; and far deeper cuts than the standard Lovecraft/Robert E. Howard. Considering how contemporary your work reads, what lessons do you still glean from writers published two hundred years ago?

I love when older authors try to describe something that doesn't exist yet. It's like the Allegory of the Cave, where Plato is struggling through a really convoluted analogy to describe something that today we could much more succinctly explain in a single sentence: "Oh, it's like watching a movie."

In some ways, I think not having an easy analogy frees up an author to really explore the fantastic. Like old sci fi authors who didn't yet know enough about the atmosphere of Mars or the vacuum of space to realize how implausible their stories really were—to them and to their readers, these wild speculations could have been real.

In one story, Fitz James O'Brien describes an attack by a strangely corporeal ghost in terms that any modern reader would immediately recognize as a sleep paralysis episode. But O'Brien obviously didn't know what that was. The fact that he's forced to try to explain this to us—normal phenomenon using only the terminology of the time—creates a bizarre distancing effect that makes the whole encounter all the stranger.

On the Tenebrous Discord, we ask everyone to introduce themselves as a Film-meets-Music Artist (Citizen Kane x Metallica, f’rinstance). It doesn’t have to be your favorite, and don’t spend too much time overthinking it; now GO.

Ravenous x Wall of Voodoo

What’s the Weirdest thing—capital W—that’s ever happened to you?

Once, after eating a half sheet of pot brownies, I had sex with an incubus (These two things might be related). I was lying in bed that night and...of course it was just sleep paralysis, but also, [there was] an invisible demon riding on top of me. The whole affair was so noisy that it eventually woke up my wife, who rolled me over onto my side in hopes that would solve the situation. It didn't really do much, since then the incubus just started spooning me instead.

I won’t flog you with Midnight Society questions, as I’m sure that already consumes a lot of your time. But I do want to know: are there any authors that are off limits, either to lionize or pillory?

One "author" that people keep requesting but I will never include is Garth Marenghi. First of all, he's not a real person! And secondly, he's already a satire of horror writers so I don't know what I could even say about him that would be funnier than his actual dialogue!

 

I wasn’t even familiar with the whole Garth Marenghi thing; thanks for giving me a new fandom tree to bark up!

So Bitter, you clearly have your fingers in lots of creative outlets: Midnight Society, cartooning, gaming, fiction. What have you not yet explored in the Weird realms that you have an itch for?

I'm currently working on adapting Midnight Society into an audio drama. I co-host the podcast A Special Presentation, or Alf will Not be Seen Tonight, all about comic strips adapted into animated specials, but [Midnight Society] will be the first time actually doing a narrative in audio form. It should be a fun new way to experience it, especially if Twitter finally goes belly up as we keep expecting!

Brave New Weird: The Best New Weird Horror, Vol. One, is out February 6, 2023; preorder information coming soon!

Meet the BRAVE NEW WEIRDOS #2: Carson Winter

Carson Winter is about to blow up in a big way.

And yeah, sure, we’re biased, for reasons you’ll read below; but also, the proof is pretty undeniable. Carson has popped up seemingly everywhere the last couple years.

From his novelette, “The Guts of Myth”, which shared space with the equally-going-places Scott J. Moses in Dread Stone Press’ Split Scream Vol. One ; to appearances in Vastarien, the No Sleep Podcast, and Apex Magazine—where his Brave New Weird story, “In Haskins”, originally appeared—if you read contemporary Weird fiction, odds are good you’ve read Carson Winter.

We live about fifteen minutes away from each other, so Carson is the rare collaborator I’ve actually met in person. It might give him an advantage in terms of accessibility, but his devotion to, and zealotry of, all things Weird, is 100% on him.

These responses have been edited for clarity.

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On the Tenebrous Discord, we ask everyone to introduce themselves as a Film-meets-Music Artist. It doesn’t have to be your favorite, and don’t spend too much time overthinking it; now GO.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer x Against Me!

Transgressive, funny Weird Horror meets scream-till-your-throat-bleeds punk rock. Fuck yeah. 

That segues nicely into what I wanted to ask next. In addition to your fiction writing, you’ve been a punk journalist on and off over the years, chronicling the scene. What was your most impactful interaction there? Whether it’s an amazing show, the biggest asshole you’ve interviewed, or both?

I think what left the most impact on me was seeing the realities of working artists. You spend all this time on the internet—listening, reading, writing about your favorite new indie punk band—and you get hyped to see them and have that “[Henry] ROLLINS TALKING HEAD IN 80s HARDCORE DOCUMENTARY” experience; and then you go and realize that your favorite band in the world is playing to twelve people on a Tuesday night. 

It’s not glamorous, but that’s punk to me. Seeing the DIY nature of bands truly doing it without any hope for anything resembling a profit is a bummer, but it’s also inspiring. 

There’s a joke in punk circles that metal bands go on tour to make money and punk bands save up money to go on tour—from what I’ve seen, it certainly rings true. 

One of the coolest experiences I’ve had was seeing Bomb the Music Industry!, which is a really cool anti-capitalist maximalist ska-punk band, spray painting fan’s blank T-shirts outside the venue with a stencil for free. I love that attitude. DIY and punk rock continues to inform how I think and feel about the arts, and it provides an undying motor for me to continue creating—even when no one gives a shit. 

“In Haskins”, your contribution to Brave New Weird, deals with themes of identity, and the public-facing persona we sculpt over time, vs the one we show to ourselves and maybe our loved ones. How much of a struggle do you face reconciling the different aspects of your own personality: public writer, punk journalist, day job?

When I wrote “In Haskins,” I was feeling the burden of identity pretty heavily. I was working at a grocery store during the pandemic and couldn’t help but internalize a sense of self-loathing about myself projected from others. 

I remember introducing myself to cool, hip folks in Portland and feeling like they were swallowing their bile when I told them what I did for a living. Being working class—in a city of educated, urbane people—is simply not cool; that feeling definitely informed the story. It made me think a lot about who I was and how I appeared to others. Was I just some loser to everyone? Was that the mask I was forced to wear?

Of course, everyone who thought I was less-than is a total dipshit, but the seeds of “In Haskins" were planted amidst that identity crisis. And these days, I still struggle! I think the weight capitalism puts on [us] is more than enough to crush us. I went to school since then; now I work as a marketer. Have I given up my punk roots? Am I white collar? Why do I have worse insurance than when I worked at a grocery store while doing half the work? Why do I live in the same ancient two-bedroom? Why am I afraid to tell people I’m a writer? 

So many of the questions revolve around work and money, and all of them inform our social identity. “In Haskins” is about chafing under the burden of appearances and pushing back. 

And yet, you manage to stay remarkably prolific despite life’s obvious obligations. What does your writing routine look like?

The writing routine is a personal thing and it means a lot of different things to different people. I always stress when talk about writing, that there’s no right way to do it—you just do what works for you. 

For me, what works is to always be moving forward. I have a home office where I write; and I do write most days, but I don’t aim for big word count goals or anything too extravagant. 

Sometimes I have those big days and I pat myself on the back—as one should—but I’m content to just have some sort of consistency. 

Also: I make failure part of the process. Sometimes, you just gotta miss a day—or a week or a month—and be able to accept that. I strive for consistency, but I don’t always make it. And that’s okay. 

What does “Weird” mean to you, in the context of storytelling? And what creators/experiences helped sculpt that definition?

To me, it is a specific mode of storytelling rooted in the likes of Kafka, Blackwood, Lovecraft, and others. For me, what defines it is characters bouncing off the unknowable. 

Think of fairy tales—which, in my opinion, have the same dream logic of the Weird. Little Red Riding Hood never gets bogged down in the specifics of a talking wolf. The wolf talks! It’s not about why the wolf talks—it’s about how our young traveler reacts and interacts with this unknowable force. 

Similarly, think of The Metamorphosis. Why does Samsa turn into a bug? No fucking clue. The story isn’t about that—it’s just the conceit that gets us to see the underlying absurdity of the world we already live in. 

My Big Weird Heroes are those that play in this absurd sandbox. Thomas Ligotti, Brian Evenson, Nicole Cushing, and Jon Padgett are all extremely inspiring figures for me. Each of them spins the absurdity inherent in the Weird into interesting and personal directions. As with any story, it’s about the author as much as the narrative. What truly fascinates me is how the author displays themselves on the page through their choices.

You’re in a rare position, in that you have multiple projects coming out with Tenebrous Press in the next year…and more after that. What can you tease about them, **knowing damn well I’ll edit the shit out of you if you give away too much**?

My excitement is immeasurable for all of these projects. Working with Tenebrous has been a legit dream so far and I am so stoked that I was able to throw out my chips and you guys decided to go all in (ed. note: we are pretty awesome). 

My first project is called Soft Targets (due March 2023), and if you like transgression and unlikable people—you will love this one. It’s a Weird Horror novella about two office drones that kill time by talking endlessly about mass shootings. When one of them discovers some days are more real than others, they suddenly have a playground to consummate their fantasies. This is a gnarly [book], I won’t lie. It’s about violence as escapism; power fantasies; toxic masculinity; capitalism; class; all that good stuff. Despite all that, it’s also pretty entertaining. Imagine something between Thomas Ligotti and J.G. Ballard’s Crash and you have the vibe. 

After that, we have Posthaste Manor (due October 2023)—a collaborative shared collection between Jolie Toomajan and myself. Jolie is a tremendous writer: Gothic, feminist, lyrical, and witty as hell. This project was literally borne out of me wanting to work with her. We ended up letting our hair down and [just] went wild! It was a blast from start to finish. A gonzo romp through the rise and fall of a very Weird haunted house. It’s a New Weird version of The Dozens, where Jolie and I go back and forth trying to one-up each other in the strange. We hope folks have as much fun reading this as we did writing it. 

Finally (and this is for sure where I’m going to get edited!), in 2024 I have a [redacted] coming out called [redacted]. This is without a doubt my [redacted] project—it’s about [redacted] running amok on a [redacted] filled with [redacted] (yes, I know—it’s a pet theme). It also is a story about [redacted] struggling to [redacted] from [redacted]—a theme I think a lot of us can relate to in the modern world. It’s [redacted], [redacted], and also features some [redacted]. What’s not to [redacted]?

All of these projects are super dear to me and I am so excited to work with a press that puts so much obvious [redacted] into their books.

[redacted] you for your time, Carson.

Brave New Weird: The Best New Weird Horror, Vol. One, is out February 6, 2023; preorder information coming soon!


Meet the BRAVE NEW WEIRDOS #1: Sergey Gerasimov

Welcome to our first installment of BRAVE NEW WEIRDOS! This will be a series of Q&A’s I conducted with some of the writers contributing to Brave New Weird in order to get to know them a little better and…

…well, this first one is a bit intense, as you’re about to read. Sergey Gerasimov is a Ukrainian writer, poet and translator, currently living in Kharkiv, where he’s been documenting the Russian invasion ever since it began (not as a straight “journalist”, he insists, though he’s certainly documenting history with an astute, artistic eye). 

Sergey’s contribution to BNW is harrowing as well; “The Day When the Last War is Over” is a haunting, prescient and heartbreaking exchange between two young protagonists trying to make sense of a world that is too late to save.

Circumstances obviously limited the amount of back-and-forth that Sergey and I were able to do. I’m just gonna reprint his responses in their entirety and do my best to minimize the original questions I sent him. 

Sergey’s initial email began with this pleasant sentence:

“Writing fast before the power goes out”

These responses have been edited for clarity only.

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Sergey, you’re not actually at your home right now, so I especially appreciate you taking the time to talk to me. Most folks reading this are outsiders looking in to what you’re dealing with. Can you tell me about your current situation in Ukraine, and how you’ve been engaged with it since the war began?

My current situation in Ukraine is this: S-300 rockets are falling on our heads. Today, the first explosion sounds at nine in the morning. My computer turns off suddenly, then wheezes as if in agony, trying to turn on again; the next moment it is completely dead. Eight seconds later, the sound of the explosion rolls over us like a wave; then another, and another, and another.

I go to the bathroom and turn the tap on. The water still trickles out of it, which is reassuring, but it stops a few seconds later. I put my hand on the central heating pipe and feel it getting colder by the second. We check the phone, but there’s no connection. The apartment is a dark cave that is slowly getting colder.

This [current] situation [is different than when] the war began. Now, Russians mostly attack “infrastructure objects”, which is surely a less cannibalistic tactic than before, when they tried to kill people. But…people die anyway.

What does your writing routine look like in such an environment?

[It’s] simple: to catch the moment when both electricity and internet are on, flop down in front of the computer, and write. 

I write one thousand words daily for Neue Zürcher Zeitung (ed. note: NZZ is a Swiss-based, German language newspaper). What I write is not journalism, but rather non-fiction, which is Weirder than fiction, because reality is often unreal around here.

Then I translate one or two poems by Dmitry Blizniuk, who is a really unique author. Just Google “Dmitry Blizniuk”*** and read a random poem; I bet it will be unique. 

Then I think of what else I can write, but by that time the day is usually over, or the power is off, or both.

What does “Weird” mean to you, in the context of storytelling? And what creators/experiences helped sculpt this definition?

“Weird” is an exercise in imagination where you reach the limits of it…and [then] go a little beyond. It’s like bodybuilding, but not for the muscles; for the imagination. The biggest Schwarzenegger in this genre, for me personally, was Boris Vian. 

No, he was not Schwarzenegger, of course; he was the biggest Steve Reeves!

Obviously, the war only informs a small part of who you are and your artistic pursuits. After all, you initially crossed our path as a fiction writer. Please share some links to your work, prior or upcoming; any news you feel like sharing about upcoming releases, or really, anything you’d like to share; the floor is yours.

If you know German, you can read my non-fiction stories about Kharkiv at: https://www.nzz.ch/feuilleton/kriegstagebuch-aus-charkiw

If you don’t, you still can read three chapters here, in English:

https://anotherchicagomagazine.net/2022/03/05/march-2-2022-excerpts-by-sergey-gerasimov/

I hope that you’ll like it so much that you decide to learn German and buy the whole book here! (it’s perfectly okay if you don’t, though):

https://www.amazon.de/Feuerpanorama-ukrainisches-Kriegstagebuch-Sergej-Gerassimow/dp/3423283157

If you read Weird, the whole Weird and nothing but Weird, you can read some of my Weird stories here:

https://www.jjournal.org/post/wings

Or here:

https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/gerasimov_07_08/

If you want to read the Weirdest novel on earth, look no further than:

https://upperrubberboot.com/the-mask-game/

If you are a fan of Weird fantasy, you can read, for example: 

https://www.amazon.com/Oasis-Do-Schrodingers-Cats-Age-ebook/dp/B079Y6BMND

And, last but not least, if you are so weird-minded that you even read poetry, (indeed, some people are) you can read my translation of Dmitry Blizniuk. There are loads of them on the net.

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***FYI, I did what Sergey suggested, googled “Dmitry Blizniuk”, and picked a random poem. Wouldn’t you know it: it was translated by Sergey. I’m reprinting it below because it feels apropos:

WALLS TREMBLING LIKE HORSES

The sounds grow;

they are the teeth of a vehemently rotating circular saw.

And the bomber

folds the sky like a book,

cuts the sky in two,

and you, seized with terror,

shrivel up into “I,” into “We,”

like into a lifeboat sent by God,

but you are too big to squeeze in.

Quickly and rudely, you cover your mom with your body.

Your stunned guardian angel

blindly thumps its wings against the linoleum,

like an albatross on the deck.

Where are you? Are you still here?

Still alive?

My dear people.

The sky bursts with explosions.

The sky gets filled with pink manganese solution.

The oblong eyes of the beast of the horizon.

It’s the trepanation of the despairing city

with pneumatic picks.

The walls of your house tremble like horses

that caught the smell of a wolf.

translated from Russian by Sergey Gerasimov

Sergey Gerasimov is a Ukraine-based writer and translator. He studied psychology and has authored several academic articles on cognition. When he is not writing, he teaches, plays tennis, and kayaks. His work has been published in Russian and English, appearing in Adbusters, Clarkesworld Magazine, Strange Horizons, J Journal, The Bitter Oleander, and Acumen, among many others. 

Brave New Weird: The Best New Weird Horror, Vol. One, is out February 6, 2023; preorder information coming soon!

BRAVE NEW WEIRD: Complete Table of Contents

Below is the Table of Contents for BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror Vol. 1!

**Please note: this is listed alphabetically and not in final print order:

1.Bitter Karella - Low Tide Jenny

2. Cadwell Turnbull - Notes on the Forum of the Simulacra

3. Carson Winter - In Haskins

4. Charlotte Ariel Finn - User Warning

5. Colleen Anderson - Machine (r)Evolution

6. Emily Rigole - The Bear Across the Way

7. H.V. Patterson - Mother; Microbes

8. Isha Karki - Skin

9. Jennifer Jeanne McArdle - The Mules

10. Joe Koch - Blood Calumny

11. Jolie Toomajan - Water Goes, Sand Remains

12. Jonah Wu - There Is No Easy Way Towards Earth

13. Kirstyn McDermott - Lemmings

14. Luciano Marano - The Mythologization of Tymber Prescott in Five Selected Photos

15. M. E. Bronstein - Banhus

16. Mae Murray - The Imperfection

17. Nikki R. Leigh - Stage Five Clinger

18. Sergey Gerasimov - The Day When the Last War Is Over

19. Sloane Leong - Paradise

20. Sonora Taylor - Eat Your Colors

21. Tania Chen - En el Patio de la Casa del Callejón

22. Warren Benedetto - Blame

BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror Vol. 1 is out February 6, 2023. Preorder information coming soon.